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1. Obama opposes Bush endangered species proposal
Supports endangered species.
2. Best Buy's iPhone Deal Is Blow To Hopes Of RadioShack Win
Radio Shack's monopoly on overpriced gadgets threatened.
3. Analyst sees Lehman writing down $3 billion more
Wonders where he got the giant check ledger.
4. Obama's Boomer Strength
Eloquence extends to NFL color commentary.
5. Burger King does not want its employees to take baths
Flame broiling provides all the hygiene anyone could want.
6. Federer avenges Olympic defeat
Destroys Beijing.
7. Many Hispanics Shut Out of US Health Care System
Many don't live here.
8. Batman won't catch "Titanic"
Batboat lacks time machine.