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Thursday, July 31, 2008

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1. Being black in Hollywood still exception, not the rule
Numerical minority of black population remains unchanged.
2. Olympic official feels like Web ban 'fall guy'
Always imagined himself more like TJ Hooker.
3. Airport luggage mess
"Looks like the tasmanian devil packed these things," says TSA worker Jim Feldstein.
4. Bush surprises woman, 91
His mom, now supremely tired of these games after 6 decades.
5. Total eclipse stirs hearts in Russia
Once upon a time they were falling in love, now they're only falling apart.
6. 100 Black Men robotics program
Programed to take it to the man.
7. Astrologer recounts earthquake
Makes stunning prediction of yesterday's events.

2 Comments:

At 8:01 AM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

good overall - love the last one

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

a quite funky bunch

 

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