Nikki Sixx
1. Bon Jovi to play at free NYC concert
In last ditch effort to avoid final plunge into obscurity.
2. Mystery blast kills 8 at Pakistan militant base
Pop Rocks not yet ruled out.
3. Spain wins first major in 44 years
Stratego drought possibly over.
4. Romney tops McCain veep list
Empty suit possibly large enough to fit Cheney.
5. Whaling conference ends with decisions delayed
Whale community's long term plans left unresolved.
6. Germany launches national anti-obesity drive
Ad campaign to feature slimmed down Augustus Gloop.
posted by Pat @ 1:21 PM
5 Comments:
5 and 6 - EXCELLENT!
Funny but I like some of the earlier ones better.
But thanks, as usual.
well, Moby Dick has got me thinking whales - so that one just kind of hit me
and I cannot see Bon Jovi ever going away, unfortunatley
It appears that it’s all down to Alaska Gov Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney, and team Romney fears Palin now has the best shot, so Romney camp is mounting a blogosphere-wide assault via Politico.
The tip-off that Politico is just a “promote Romney” piece is that it mentions EVERY NAME in the next two tiers of Veep prospects EXCEPT SARAH PALIN!!! — even names far more unlikely than Palin (since Romney camp knows Palin is the ONLY ONE who tops — I’ll say tops by far — Romney as McCain’s best pick).
Bottom line, Romney and Politico fear Palin most — as do the Dems and the MSM. (By the way, the Dems and MSM do not fear Romney the most — which says a lot.)
AOL, a main on-line pro-Obama/pro-Dem player, is now carrying the Politico piece promoting Romney buzz.
Clearly AOL wants McCain and the GOP to lose the general elction — hence they gladly promote Romney (no mention of Palin).
Also, CNN had Romney — kind of out of the blue — attacking Obama. Again, CNN, wanting McCain and the GOP to lose, gladly promotes Romney (to attempt to avert the Palin threat).
All the media frenzy which will surround the remarkable Palin “story” — essentially free to McCain — will be worth millions and millions of dollars of coverage and PR (more money than Romney would provide anyway).
Thank you mysterious Ted, you concern troll you.
Romney was my governor. He's an empty suit.
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