S'more

1. Like Obama, McCain devotes a day to women voters
Both very unlike Bill Clinton.
2. Sun's Not Screwy, Scientist Says
To anyone who will listen.
3. Jackson, Miss. mayor says drug fight will continue
Heroin addicts waiting expectantly at edge of town turn away, dejected.
4. Desk rage spoils workplace for many Americans
Not even at work are we safe from assholes.
5. Astronauts handle explosives on daring spacewalk
Completely unnecessary, but dangerous.
6. NASA Sticks a Fork in Mars
At request of painter friend of Lou Reed.