Better eight than never.

1. US agriculture secretary confident meat is safe
Recent crotch grabbing lets him rest assured.
2. Jamie Lynn Spears says motherhood "so much fun"
Lack of job or any other responsibility seen as key.
3. Hospital: `Impossible' to see inside Jolie's room
"Really, we tried everything."
4. Obama silent on reason for visiting building
Just had to crap.
5. Obama says sanctions for Iran while McCain says shield
Shield was the idiosyncratic name of McCain's childhood sled.
6. Seniors Having More Sex Than Ever
And not just on skip day.
7. Most Popular Baby Names Change Dramatically
Methuselah no longer in.
8. NATO sees jump in Pakistan attacks
Kriss Kross not implicated.