Just seven

1. Microsoft wants to negotiate with new Yahoo board
Board to include Clampetts, Cletus, and various Hatfields and McCoys
2. For Better or Worse, Sex in Space Is Inevitable
Despite headline, author offers no examples of worse.
3. Cholesterol drugs recommended for some 8-year-olds
'Big boned' ones.
4. Obama to accept nomination at football stadium
Using Heisman Trophy stance.
5. Palestinian leader meets Islamic Jihad, not Hamas
Awkward silence ensues.
6. Bush summons Canadian leader with a "Yo Harper!"
His jackassery knows no bounds.
7. Most Obnoxious Tourists? The French
Americans vow to redouble efforts.