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1. Baron Davis on verge of signing with Clippers
Thumb poised expectantly at tip of pen.
2. Boris weakens in Pacific far off Mexico
Really regretting that decision to swim across.
3. Angelina Jolie's obstetrician to give report
About the world's most fascinating vagina.
4. Dead veterans happy to rock again for Obama
Army of zombie voters confirm Republican fears.
5. Woman crashes into store then tries to buy beer
Authorities to investigate chicken/egg implications.
6. 'World of Warcraft' to sell token device for added security
Tolkein device only adds to nerdity.
7. Study shows how broccoli fights cancer
Principally using a series of foot sweeps, followed closely by a head punch and a gut jab.