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Monday, July 28, 2008

Connect Four

1. Orioles finally end 15-Sunday losing streak
Still struggling through 31 game Thursday north of the Mason-Dixon Line losing streak.
2. Iowa case raises question: Is stripping an art?
Maybe not, but then Nude Descending Staircase #2 never gave me an erection.
3. Report: Empty prison in Iraq a $40M 'failure'
Apparently not empty as a result of drop in crime rate.
4. Bruckner unveiled as Austria coach
Spent previous week huddled quietly under fabric.

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