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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Six and the city

1. Economic rebound not as energetic as hoped for
Dennis Rodman sought as new Treasury Secretary.
2.
Lawyer: Britney wants no contact with Sam Lutfi
Mr Lufti wants to spoon.
3. Astronaut technology could prevent elderly falls
But only if elderly sent into space.
4. Newly discovered Beatles tape up for sale
Loud clunks between songs, and the occasional DJ voice-over may hurt value.
5. Bush says coal part of his "sprint to the finish"
Actually powering Dick Cheney's pacemaker.
6. Text of Bush's remarks on progress in Iraq war
Written using wingdings for clarity.

2 Comments:

At 3:02 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

1,2,3,6 very nice

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Liked 2&3 the best.

 

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