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1. Crocker stands in way of Phelps making history
Crockett stands in way of Tubbs making lieutenant.
2. Bush accuses Russia of 'bullying and intimidation'
By Russia, he means Cheney.
3. Georgia men claim hairy, frozen corpse is Bigfoot
Yeti throws investigators off trail.
4. Group says life not improving for tent camp Iraqis
Darkness finds men stacked like cordwood, seeking each other's warmth.
5. Dougherty snatches share of SAS Masters lead
Local elderly woman world class judge of sass.
6. Stallone explores Soviet roots with vodka deal
Roots limited to cinematic fight with Ivan Drago.
7.McCain, RNC report $96 million cash on hand
Take turns rolling cigars with $100 bills, laughing.
8.Salmonella outbreak winds down; questions remain
"Jesus! Are you all right in there?"
9.Older Adults Reluctant to Question Surgical Treatment
Older adults reluctance to question authority goes way back.
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