Sixy

1. Shawn Johnson wins gold in balance beam
Not clear why it was being stored there.
2. Suicide attack at Algerian police academy kills 43
Finally had it with cadet making special effect noises, general buffonery.
3. New Thin Skin to Protect Tiny Spacecraft
Though not from hurtful words of larger spacecraft.
4. Woman pleads guilty to stealing South Carolina ID
Now having trouble convincing people its not North Carolina.
5. Cast in place for horror thriller "Maneater"
Uh oh here she comes.
6. Puerto Rico corpse kept upright for 3-day wake
Didn't complain at all.