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Monday, April 11, 2005

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1.
Six Wounded in Florida Family Feud
Survey says! Counseling. Number one answer.
2.
Truck Driver to Be Retried for Conspiracy
Conspiring to transport liquor across Alabama.
3.
Greek Orthodox Church Head Iakovos Dies
Balky Bartokomos to fill in, expect services to be much lighter.
4.
Bolton Pledges to Help Strengthen U.N.
When a man loves the UN, he can't keep his mind on nothin' else.
5.
Engineers Redesign Roads to Save Moose
Cars travel much slower in 4ft of water.

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