Al All-McCain 20!!

A very mean-spirited 20, be forewarned. But I've been very civil over the past few months. I really need to relieve some tension.

1. McCain Says Alaska Senator Should Resign
Thinks Alaska should re-sign him for another 4-year contrcat

2. Obama's childhood home in Indonesia up for sale
New McCain ad tries to tie it to foreclosure crisis

3. McCain says pundits being fooled, promises victory
Offering sneak peak into final week strategy of new campaign manager, Patrick Ewing.

4. Experienced warrior John McCain focuses on hostile forces abroad
Campaign staff backs away slowly while McCain slogs through another one of his PTSD episodes

5. As Detroit Teeters Near Bankruptcy, John McCain Says Automakers Should Wait for Additional Government Help
During John McCain administration's budget freeze, money to be obtained from same Leprauchan that provides funding for Sarah Palin's "special needs kids"

6. John McCain Winning Votes At Penn Hills Car Wash
(rejoinder not necessary)

7. John McCain coming to Defiance
Soon to follow, anger. Then, hopefully, acceptance.

8. John McCain not worried — he's 'doing fine'
Insists that the fundamentals of his campaign are strong

9. John McCain's pep talk is drowned out by recriminations over campaign
Well, better than, I suppose, than "racist invectives from the crowd"

10. Some Say Blame John McCain Not Sarah Palin for the Campaign's Struggles
Among them, Sarah Palin, "going rogue" at one of her own rallies.

11. John McCain's mother campaigns in Naples
Italy. Only slightly more senile than the candidate, himself.

12. John McCain Capitalizes on Joe the Plumber
A euphamism for "jizzes all over"

13. McCain, Obama compete for Pa. votes
So far, McCain only assured of grandPa. votes

14. Iraq Aside, Nominees Have Like Views on Use of Force
Useful in tossing aside battle droids. Slippery slope when you begin choking those who "fail you"

15. Why John McCain Continues to Trail Barack Obama in Pennsylvania
They agreed to "settle it on the court"

16. Bush looks to lift Republican morale
McCain campaign immediately recants "promise of victory" (headline #3)

17. McCain Asserts Independence From Bush
Palin asserts independence form Union

18. John McCain's brother apologizes for calling 911 about traffic jam
Unfortunately, does it (once again) on 911

19. JOE THE PLUMBER ENDORSES MCCAIN
Adding to impressive "list" of recent endorsements lately, including Al Queda

20. Time running out for McCain in race
As in, "among us in the human..."

thanks, folks!!!