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Friday, September 19, 2008

BR8

1. Paulson urges 'bold' action
Secretary of Commerce Carlos Guiterrez plants open-mouth kiss on Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao.

2. SA leader lashes out at critics
SCA leader lashes out at critics, with wooden halberd

3. Agreement With Iraq Over Troops Is at Risk
Or, more specifically, RISK. Iraq upset they are lumped in with rest of "Middle East"

4. War and Drought Threaten Afghan Food Supply
Kabul newspaper enjoying cost-savings of running same headline for last 2600 years.

5. We Are the Dog
And we are, frankly, a bit offended that you think we don't know, or care, about the frequency of your masturbation episodes.

6. Poll: Obama tops McCain as football-watching buddy
But not as much as he tops McCain as football playing buddy.

7. In Montana, coal enters governor's race
Immediately begins polling about 3% ahead of the republican

8. McCain, Palin change plans, tour Cedar Rapids
Leading to new questions about judgement

3 Comments:

At 11:10 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Excellent batch.

Something struck about #3. Is it possible that the Neocons learned EVERYTHING they know playing RISK? They don't seem to know the difference between a Shia and a Sunni, for instance. John McCain seems to think Iraq borders Pakistan.

It all seems to fit, particularly when coupled with the conquer or die goal of RISK generally.

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Interesting. I'll confess I had nothing close to a political message intended in that 'headline.' 'Risk,' for me, is one of those code words (think, "beef"), that gets me thinking along certain lines, whenever it appears in a headline. Especially when related to anything geographic.

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

like 3 & 6

 

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