Enough

1.
2. Black bear busts secret Utah pot farm
Local Boy Scout camp disavows rumors of training bear.
3. Disgraced sprinter Marion Jones freed from prison
Too disgraced even for prison.
4. McCain and Obama campaigns grapple for 'change'
Each hoping to buy 44oz Slurpee.
5. Rice, Gadhafi meet in house US bombed 22 years ago
"So this is where the sofa was...."
6. Americans get to know once-obscure Alaska governor
Joining short but auspicious list of obscure Alaskan governors.
7. Condemned man's hearing moved to before execution
Judge gives up advocacy of non-linear time theory.
8. Harper to call election for Oct 14
Much more effective with trumpeter, bugler.
9. Boston's (and baseball's) eyes turn to Beckett
Archbishop of Canterbury 1162. He had an amazing knuckleball.
10. Obama sends supporters to blunt Palin's impact
Republicans surge towards gate screaming something like 'Grond'.
11. Attacks, praise stretch truth at GOP convention
And there was little else.