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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Killing time

1. The Future of America's Space Corps
Matching red shirts and a short life expectancy.
2.
Stocks fluctuate after Fed keeps rates unchanged
The market demanded that something fluctuate.
3. World's shortest man, leggiest woman meet
Both have excellent views.
4. National Organization For Women Endorses Obama
Continuing long history of overt sexism.
5.
S Africa party 'might sue Zuma'
Sorority party might serve Zima.
6. Sara Lee CEO Barnes gets $10.5M pay in fiscal 2008
Paid entirely in baked goods.

2 Comments:

At 9:14 PM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

always nice to see you toss us some ST

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

some good ones in there.

 

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