Seven headly sins

1. Bush returns to Gulf Coast, this time for Ike
With Mike, reuniting long estranged delicious candy duo.
2. Nigerian with 86 wives arrested under Sharia laws
Sharia, his 26th wife, now president of Nigeria.
3. Woman faces charge after dishwashing dispute
Last straw reached in bowels of Oak-Elm.
4. Key OJ Simpson witness clutches chest in court
Tells Elizabeth he's coming, to the amusement of all present.
5. Adviser says McCain helped create the BlackBerry
Can't say why he doesn't know how to use it.
6. Family ties: Obama counts rabbi among relatives
McCain's favorite uncle was Moses himself.
7. Doctors say leg pain can signal deadly blood clot
Or mysterious floating bone.