Wait for it....

1. Merriman pulls plug on season, will have surgery
Resigned to experimental procedure after witnessing latest crop of must see tv.
2. Some in jury pool can't put aside Simpson's past
Later sequels in Police Squad series really left a bad taste in their mouths.
3. Cops: Ric Flair roughed up by daughter's boyfriend
Dressed garishly and brandishing a folding chair.
4. French court to try Church of Scientology
Having finished up recent experimentation with Zoroastrianism.
5. Lance Armstrong coming out of retirement for Tour
Singing backup with Lynryd Skynrd.
6. Bridge repair program unfocused, says GAO
"C'mon people!! That's not even a fucking bridge!"
7. Thomas says Constitution forbids racial preference
Unlucky for him constitution only gives him 2/3 value and no vote.
8. Can Exercise Overcome Genes?
Probably. Both Genes are pretty fat.