Sexysixy

1. McCain campaign won't commit to debate on Friday
Campaign trapped in 'debating debate' infinite loop.
2. Researchers: Quebec bedrock may be Earth's oldest
Evidence uncovered of woolly mammoth dishwasher.
3. Ky. man claims penis amputated without consent
One would hope.
4. NYC photog sues for return of Marilyn Monroe pics
Has been unable to masturbate for weeks.
5. Hot dogs outside Philly ballpark cause bomb scare
Hot dogs inside men's rooms cause biohazard scare.
6. Colombia officials report finding more rebel data
Secret base NOT on Dantooine.