Evan Seven

1. NASA Delays Shuttle Mission to Hubble
Shuttle headed to Washington to help in bailout negotiations.
2. Colorful study probes climate change, fall foliage
Fourth grade group project illustrated entirely with Crayola 64 count box.
3. 9/11 mastermind mounts vigorous defense at Gitmo
Threatens to fly plane into judge.
4. FAA suspends sleeping airline pilots
In hammocks.
5. Michael Douglas asked about Wall Street crisis
Greed no longer seen as good.
6. Man with no pants at doughnut shop pleads guilty
If buying donuts naked is wrong, he doesn't want to be right.
7. Mysterious New 'Dark Flow' Discovered in Space
ISS toilet malfunctioning again.