6 Headlines on One Hand, Half Dozen on the Other

1. Chavez Apparently Survives Recall Vote
"Quaid" Apparently Survives Total Recall

2. Israel Weighs How to End Hunger Strikes
With Air Strikes

3. Bin Laden Trail Still Cold, Pakistan Says
Though not nearly so as that of Iceman, from the Fantastic Four

4. Inside Dish: Celtics interested in Marion
Men of Nottingham vigilantly watching the shores of England

5. NCAA looks into possible rules violations at Cleveland State, school says
School begins to question whether 1987 trip to Sweet Sixteen really worth all the years of deception, under-the-table expense

6. Inside Dish: Hodge should stay at point guard
And remain Galadriel