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Thursday, September 23, 2004

4 in the afternoon (w'loo courier style)

Two Forest Service workers emerge from Montana wilderness following fiery plane crash
Both former scouts, couldn't start fire with fiery wreckage - forced to huddle for warmth.

Experts debate competency of alleged murderer
Considered using lead pipe, candlestick, even with knife and revolver available

Bush: Terrorists May Plan More Attacks
No shit.

Oil Prices Climb Despite Gov't Statement
"Don't climb" says government.


2 Comments:

At 2:53 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

The majority of the four were awesome, but some weren't so hot.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Majority of 4 equals 3.

Some of 4 equals at least 2.

That's some fuzzy math.

But thanks.

 

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