Ninety nine luft ballons

American Indian Museum Opens With Pomp
Circumstance not available after last night's peyote party.

Lewis & Clark Re-Enactors Face Protests
"You're no Merriwether Lewis!" common complaint.

EPA: 13 Percent of Airliner Water Unsafe
10% of airliner water used for toilets.

Rice Back at Work After Streak Ends
Also clothed.

Woods Drops Out of 84 Lumber Classic
Woods giving too much of itself to lumber.

Sun tries to woo Wall St. firms
Wall Street firms waxing up wings, ready for take-off.

Tenn. Lab Develops Electron Microscope
Using it to look at boobies.

Early Overeating Could Lead to Bulimia Later-Study
Study successfully defines bulimia

Lightbulb Burns for 96 Years
A very old and angry old man has lain beneath it the whole time.