Slick Six + 3

Fla., La. Residents Prepare to Flee Ivan
As soon as you 'prepare' it doesn't seem like fleeing.

Officials Warn Poll Worker Shortage Looms
Strip club owner: no shortage of pole workers.

Powell, Ridge Endorse Strong Intel Chief
In fact, support Apache Chief.

U2 to Release 'Atomic Bomb' in November
Tired of trying to change the world with music.

'You're Fired!' Leads List of Popular TV Phrases
Soon to join 'Where's the Beef?' and 'Whazzup?' as phrase that will get you beat up.

Anita Baker Says 'You're My Everything' Is Uplifting
And needy.

Ashton Kutcher's Restaurant Burglarized
"Dude, Where's My Spoons" planned

Pitcher Arrested After Oakland Brawl
Touring company of Beauty and the Beast on Ice goes on a cocaine bender.

Film Planned on McVeigh's Father
With shirt off, pasty white skin provides excellent clarity.