Number nine........number nine......

Likely First Photo of Planet Beyond the Solar System
If you look close enough you can almost make out the scantily clad green women.

Fla. Weary As Third Hurricane Approaches
Once proud eastern part of state hanging limply towards Cuba

42 Students Plead No Contest to Drinking
After last night's contest even they were worn out.

Few Apply for Medicare Drug Coverage
Those most likely to use it not born yesterday

Parties Campaign for Control of House
This week on Frats Gone Wild

Medina soldier killed in Iraq
Sadly no longer funky, just cold

Scout leader accused of embezzling
Additional charge of arson thrown out.

State Proposes Changing TAKS Scoring
Should consider changing TAKS spelling

Governor Perry's Office Receives Booby-Trapped Letter
Ample busted secretary unable to free mail from cleavage.