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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Seeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeennnnnnnn

2 Killed, 4 Injured in Mich. Motel Attack
Some checked in, but didn't check out

Anheuser-Busch Eyes Double-Digit Earnings
And that's not just the beer talking.

Zombie PCs spam, phish, harass on the sly
And verrrrrry verrrrrry slowly.

Nokia Offers Slimmed-Down 9300 Communicator
Attaches to uniform as a small pin.

Kidnapped UN Peacekeeper Released in Congo
Weird, since he was taken in Kosovo.

DNA Fingerprint Discoverer Has Concerns
Mostly about his lack of dates.

Suicide Around the World Every 40 Seconds-Experts
Very quickly running out of experts


2 Comments:

At 5:05 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

He was under the microscope, since he had just RIPPED me, and the man came through. Mixdorf, master of the the succinct zingers, delivers a solid batch.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Whew!

I figured more heckle, less Heckle and Jeckle.

 

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