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Friday, September 03, 2004

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AP: Chevron Influenced Schwarzenegger Plan
With that many Hummers, how could they not?

Fla. Highways Jammed Ahead of Frances
Jammed behind Mabel, an 80 something retiree from Boca.

Republicans Flip-Flop on Hollywood
With Ahnuld as their star, how could they not?

Six Apart Releases Movable Type 3.1
Gutenberg never prouder

Bush Glosses Over Complex Facts in Speech
As in life.

South Dakota Sues to Get T. Rex
Wish to be Bang a Gong State.

Massachusetts Teenager Dies of Equine Encephalitis
Not just 'hung like horse'.

Sneakers Keep Elderly on Sure Footing
No research into effects of black socks.




2 Comments:

At 8:53 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Also solid. We're beginning to sound like Heckle & Jeckle.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Less jeckle, more heckle.

 

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