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Monday, August 30, 2004

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Expedition 9 Crew Prepares for Final Spacewalk
Removing spacesuits for the last 'giant leap for mankind'

Generals May Pay a Price for Iraq Abuse
6 payments of $29.99

Muhammad's Double Jeopardy Claim Rejected
Not phrased in the form of a question

Top Officials Briefed on Pentagon Probe
Far more Iraqis debriefed and probed

Kidnappers Extend Deadline for French Hostages
Starting to like their accents, excellent bread

Philips Gets The Jump On Another New Promising Wireless Technology: NFC
West Coast offense very promising. Samsung promoting Iron Curtain

White House Expands Hunting, Fishing Lands
Includes most of national mall - anyone found there is 'game'

Study Finds Obesity Among New York City Children
Subway snarled, capacity reduced




3 Comments:

At 8:54 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

He's back!!! EXCELLENT bunch!

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Wow - thanks - didn't think they were that great.

 
At 1:00 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Perhaps it was the time of day & my mood when I read them.

 

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