Headlines

1 Russia blames terrorism for downed jet
Bush blames First Lady's dryness for sore pecker

2 Greenspan warns on baby boomer benefits
Greenspan warms on baby boomer women

3 Filipinos protest to seek work in Iraq
Less humidity! More opportunity due to restructuring!


4 Bush acknowledges Iraq 'miscalculation'
Innocent lives ARE worth a dime.

5 Pieces of metal prompt chicken recall
Robot chickens accused of rusting.

6 Controversy over Hamm's gold continues
Wild Turkey Federation and Pheasants Forever involved.