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NASA Engineers Free Robonaut with Wheels, Leg
Robonaut turns on engineers, calling them 'You fools.'

EPA: U.S. Waterways Contain Polluted Fish
Ghost of Charles Darwin makes TV spot supporting Republican claim of 'sublime evolution'

Exploded Star Detailed in New X-ray Image
Scrawny arms and overly large glasses clear in image of the actor who played Erkel.

Grapefruit Lowers Weight, Fights Cancer
Appears no bigger than an orange, has goal set for clementine.

Locusts Invade 'Passion of Christ' Town
God dusts off copy of Old Testament.

'A' Students May Get Free Doughnuts
The only thing better than a nerd is a fat nerd.

Malaysian Woman Goes for Scorpions Record
Completing second week of continuous listening to Rock You Like a Hurricane

Malaysian Woman Goes for Scorpions Record