1. Domino Effect Feared From Closures of Emergency Rooms
Emergency Rooms Opened As Result of Pizza Pit Effect
2. Straw: Sudan Must Help Displaced People
Sudan: Fuck you! It's because of straw that these people's homes fell apart in the first place!
3. Jackson Judge OKs 39 Pieces of Evidence
Individual vertebrea of Elephant Man.
4. Grains Found in Ga. Traced to Asteroid
Unique strain of quadrotridechalea
5. FDA Asks Cubist to Pull Ads, Called Misleading
Or at the very least, disconcerting
6. Obesity Raises Risk for 9 Cancer Types
Flab cancer, gunt cancer, cancer of the extra chin, to name a few
posted by Dan @ 1:15 PM
4 Comments:
hilarious!
love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity
Wow! Hi, J.M. Was not aware that these headlines would ever make their way in front of an audience other than the posters themselves. We just do this little exercise on a regular basis to make sure our brains don't freeze up from non-activity. Not sure if your 'hilarious' was sincere or sarcastic, and I suppose it doesn't really matter one way or the other.
Like Skittles, apparently the Headlines are 'loose'.
or was that Starburst?
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