Bryan Adams and Almost Seven

1. Milosevic Spends a 4th Birthday in Custody

That's why he turned out so twisted

2. Bush's Nephew Campaigns in Mexico
Even dumber than Bush

3. AP: Kids Left in Africa Begged for Change
Joined Bono, Tutu in call for economic sanctions against South Africa

4. SEC Changes to 8-K Likely to Add Fillings
As it is the SEC, those are likely to be gold fillings

5. Brazil Tribe Has Great Excuse for Poor Math Skills
Waterloo Tribe Has Great Excuse for Poor Western Cultures Skils

6. San Diego Zoo's Panda Celebrates Birthday
In custudy, like Milosovec