Pick Six Headlines

1. Cruise to Star in 'War of the Worlds'
Remake of Danza's 1987 'War of the Woilds'

2. How little Hilton got hitched
Met a girl that didn't mind his zaniness; apparently went for tiny men

3. Trio Betting on 'Vegas'
"Well, that's a first...but hang on, I think we can do this" say bookies

4. Kerry Seen Cutting Spending on Missile Defense
Boba Fett working to try to find out if it includes wrist-missles. If it does, he's going straight GOP.

5. Aid begins flowing into ravaged Florida
Kool-Aid man arrives on scene, straight through last remaining wall in Sarasota, annoying residents to no end.

6. Benefits Seen in Earth Observation Data
So remarks nerd as bully grinds his face into the dirt.

7. Researchers Develop Method to Find Algae
They hook their scientific equipment to the end of Gibbons' line