A tidy dozen

Hurricane Survivors Wait for Water, Gas
As do survivors of Pedro's Burrito del Diablo

Delegates Urge Al-Sadr to Leave Shrine
Take away his fez and little car

Jackson Squares Off With Prosecutor
In remake of Beat It video

Bikes Bring Internet to Indian Villagers
Google's bike messengers fastest among search engines

Crews Battle Northern California Blaze
2 Live Crew and Cutting Crew

From North to South, Nev. Drought Deepens
Apparently it is possible to be dryer than the desert

Girl With Cerebral Palsy Fights for Rights
Cousin Blair and her friends Tootie and Natalie help out too.

Once-Conservative Ore. City Edges Leftward
Part of super-villain plot to push Democrats into the sea

Insurers Begin Tallying Charley Losses
Little brothers everywhere tallying charlie horses

Iraq's Al-Yawer Vows Kurd Rebel Crackdown
"More! More! More!" he cried

Tropical Storm Earl Weakens Over Caribbean
forecasters not surprised - named after perennially weak Acie Earl

Favre Not Sure He Can Throw Fewer Picks
Apologizes personally to The Commissioner.