L-7 Headlines

1. U.S. Poll Firm in Hot Water in Venezuela
Earns much acclaim for keeping pole firm in hot water.

2. Bel-Air's 5-Star Bell Captain Earns a Big Tip of the Hat
Proceedings then suddenly thrown into disarray through hilarious antics of well-meaning, jive-talking kid from the streets of West Philadelphia

3. African Leaders Appeal to U.N. on Burundi
These guys need beef!

4. Colombia's Uribe Proposes Prisoner Swap
To be held from 2-4 Saturday at Apache Plaza

5. Advertisers Go Digital to Track Ads
"That's 3 ads in the last minute!" exlaims analyst as he looks up from his Casio Indiglow

6. Four Be Honored for Desegregation Efforts
two possibilities:
Achievments include bringing together those of different height, those from West AND East Waterloo
or
Statement from new NAACP director, Scotty.

7. Rival Targets Apple's iTunes Customers
New "use iTunes and we'll kill you" campaign really picking up steam