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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Mix Six

Bruce Hornsby Returns With New Album
Sadly, The Range has been put out to pasture

Moore Takes Stroke Honors at U.S. Amateur
Hugely fat documentarian's arteries always at the breaking point

Bush Assails Kerry on Missile Defense
Couldn't hit him with missile defense

Alaska Researchers Try to Breed Rare Ducks
Those Alaskan winters are looooooong.

Swimming Can Cause Fluid Build-Up in Lungs
Might be you're not swimming the right way

Jump in rabies cases prompts warning
Playing with raccoons not as fun as it looks.

1 Comments:

At 12:19 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

I like the swimming one the best. My type of humour.

 

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