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Thursday, August 19, 2004

9 is Fine

Hamm Wins All-Around With Amazing Comeback
Turkee, Beeph not able to withstand the other white meet.

Children Cope With Boredom After Charley
Even Playstation2 no match for dodging 2x4's and roof tiles.

Report Expected to Blame 24 in Iraq Abuse
Representatives of Fox and Keifer Sutherland stunned

YWCA Chapters Begin Adding Men to Boards
Recent diversification of YWCA takes them in new lumber direction.

Cleric Rejects Iraq Ultimatum, Aide Says
Large supply of potions of extra healing has him feeling pretty good.

Paris Hilton's Lost Chihuahua Turns Up
Climbs disoriented and hungry out of her skanky snatch

Pakistan calls on US, NATO to beef up Al-Qaeda hunt
Burundi volunteers

Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns
Patrick Gibbons begins a new career search

Bear Passes Out After Only 36 Beers
Unable to drink in the house, his tolerance has greatly diminished



2 Comments:

At 12:14 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Finally, he joins the 'Burundi Beef' club!

Carefully (2nd to last one) name-dropping these days, since we're technically open to the public now. I think our old school references better be a thing of the past.

 
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