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Monday, August 23, 2004

Sixdorf

1. Dropouts invited back to school
School has new teacher it hopes will appeal to Vinnie Barbarino, Juan Epstein, and Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington

2. Trail Blazers star questioned as witness in barroom shootings
Witnessed another Trailblazer shooting gun at yet another Trailblazer, who was trying to sell him bad crack.

3. Norway Searches for Treasured Masterpieces
Plans to begin search in bellies of whales

4. Black to give Producers keynote
They are almost certainly talking about Quincy Jones

5. Pope Condemns Unethical Science, Cloning
Crazy old man unaware he has just been watching Star Wars Episodes I and II, rather than looking out the window

6. Explanation Sought for Lobster Decline
Distinct possibilities being considered by Maine lobster-fishermen, who catch 60+ million pounds a year, are that lobsters are either turning into rocks, or that distant relatives of lobsters from outer space are transporting them out of the galazy.

3 Comments:

At 11:57 AM, Blogger Mighty Tom weighs in with...

Oh good. I have found it and have eagerly accepted the invitation.

I see the good in blogging.

Finally getting a chance to catch up on some e-mail stuff.

Headlines to follow unless you guys seek out yet another medium. Perhaps you are trying to ditch me as a headlines partner?

Headlines soon.

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

Glad to have you on board. Looking forward to a mighty batch.

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

We welcome Mighty Tom and all the headlines he may bring.

 

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