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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

The Galileo Seven

1. Magnets May Not Really Work for Pain
That is, unless pain is cause by a spoonful of iron filaments in your eyes

2. Parents: Wis. Man Cleared in Camp Deaths
Invoked C.L.'s camp murder defense precedent: 'Put them out of their misery'

3. Seeking a Sleeping Giant
Where are you, Mighty Tom?????

4. They know the drill
They also know the router, and the circular saw. They are our fathers-in-law.

5. 2 Killed at Pro-Cleric March Near Najaf
Society for Creative Anachronism events really, really getting out of control

6. US Military, Spy Satellites Need More Coordination
Some might even suggest they be the same satellite

7. How NASA Will Bring Genesis Down to Earth
Mention of 'Genesis' a little in the covert barroom discussion, invites a little too much attention



1 Comments:

At 9:57 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Some good 'uns.

 

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