Better eight than never

Jobless Claims Rise on Back of Hurricane
Flutter back to ground shortly therafter.

Russia Air Crash Flight Recorders May Not Help
Oddly filled with pop hits circa 1985, with a loud 'clunk' between each one.

Iraq's Sistani Arrives in Najaf; 45 Killed in Attacks
Cleric, well rested, digs deep into spell book

San Jose State Faces Difficult Task
Deciding between kegs or trashcan punch - opts for both

Report: Enterprises Go Outside for Security Help
In discussions with Klingons for cloaking device

Alien Catfish Species Found in N.J. Canal
All life is alien to New Jersey's canals

NASA Picks Swede Launch Site for Balloons
Bikini team critical to success of mission

Most Patients Happy With LASIK Outcomes
Others blind.