The Sixth Headline's Sixth Sheep's Sick

1. Bush declares 'beginning of the end for extremists'
Promptly shoots self in head

2. Proud Country Shows the World 'Great Things Greeks Can Do' -
Rest of the world: "Ewww!"

3. GOP Gays Find Allies
Party leaders use axes on allies

4. Man Said Decapitated During Ride in Ga.
Either that or headless rider, who reportedly wore lost waistcoat and hurled pumkins, was headless prior to going on ride. Reports vary.

5. Competency Hearing to Start in Smart Case
For starters, there was that incident when he originally karate chopped agent 72 and The Chief on the back of the neck. Then there was the time that he mistakenly gave locations of secret US nuclear institutions to an undercover KAOS agent. The list goes on and on.

6. List of Winners for the MTV Video Awards
Add up to about 900 points in scrabble through generous use of Js Ys & Zs.