7th Heaven

FBI's Pentagon Probe Burden for Rumsfeld
Poor poor Rummy.

Bush: Kerry's Vietnam Tour 'More Heroic'
Bill Clinton's Vietnam tour also more heroic.

AP: Former Leader Living in Mexico
Drunk on tequila

Rapids Play Earthquakes to 0-0 Tie
Slow acting effects of rapids would have won out in longer match

Microsoft Sets 2006 Target for Next Windows Version
Whether it works or not

Duke Welcomes Freshmen With New iPods
Another reason to hate them

Alaska Brown Bears Gather for Salmon Feast
Not surprisingly, LaBatt's will wash it all down.