Heaven can eight

Russia focuses on female 'Chechen' passengers after twin plane crashes
High strength x-ray machine takes mind off tragedy.

Prisoners Take Boy Scout Oath Behind Bars
Group includes no arsonists

NYC Police Arrest 250 in Bicycle Protest
Protesters demand return of large front wheel, tiny back wheel

BMG Chief Davis Challenges Music Retailers
Continues to sell 13 cd's for 1 cent (+ shipping and handling)

Agassi Wants to Pull a Sampras in Flushing
Sampras' toilet known for eliminating amazing amounts of waste

Most Air Passengers Not Screened for Bomb
Luckily, most air passengers not carrying bombs

U.S. Study Links Human Activity to Global Warming
With no Bible reference in the bibliography, stands no chance of influencing policy

Anglers Have Big Impact on Fish Numbers -- Study
Not all anglers