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Republicans Salute Bush in Convention Opener
Democrats also salute Bush, use different salute

Fight Over Brain-Damaged Woman Heads to Court
Zombies don't care if it's damaged, just want brain.

Tyson cites mad cow effects, plant closings in lowering earnings guidance
May not box again

Alitalia unions called by management to attend strategy presentation
Not falling for that old trick.

Roeper Awaits Several Fall Movie Openings
What else would he be doing? - it's his damn job.

Jaguars Sever Ties with Hugh Douglas
Often sever jugular, and then just wait

Farmers' Almanac Predicts a Wild Winter
Most farmers' idea of wild just not that wild

The Genesis Payload: Just How Dangerous are its Contents?
Just ask Khan.