Pick up Six

Bush's First N.Y. Stop Will Be Firehouse
Wants to slide down pole

Flight From Chicago to N.Y. Diverted
Passengers entertained with choice of beverage, Skymall

HDTV 'Starter' Kit for PC Comes with Some Kinks
Career just not the same since Come Dancing.

Sperm Levels Drop with Frequent Ejaculation
'Canna give her any more captain, she's blown!'

First Lady Promotes Husband As Warrior
Her body doubles as coastal English village in Viking raid

Without crucial feature, what will new Windows do?
Not much.