Sevendusky
1. Car Explodes in Moscow, Reason Unclear-Agencies
Car Explodes after going over ramp in "A-Team." Reason similarly unclear.
2. Comet Research Pioneer Whipple Dies
Charmin suit ultimately unable to protect him against damaging effects of hurtling asteroids
3. Alaska Brown Bears Gather for Salmon Feast
Thanks to DNR gaffe that put them in charge of hatchery
4. Laos Defends Dam Project Against Environmental Critics
"You want an environmentally sound? Get your own dam project!"
5. Russia Names New Space Station Crew
Dr. Scorpio and Jaws. British Agents and CIA appropriately nervous.
6. Over 50 percent of Chinese men impotent and too shy to seek help: survey
World views Chinese population; asks men if word means what they think it means.
7. Health Tip: Vaccines Aren't Just for Kids
Also helpful for those afflicted with aging disease from "The Deadly Years."
posted by Dan @ 12:29 PM
2 Comments:
Some good ones this week. I especially like #4 (get your own dam project!) and #6 (shy, impotent, Chinese men).
I know, I know, you don't think anyone other than yourselves read your blog. But I mentioned you in my blog, www.giennarants.blogspot.com, and now the three people who read my blog will know about yours. So there.
Keep posting--you guys are funny.
Gienna
Thanks for the kind words. Will probably continue posting ad infinitum. We'll also make a deal: we'll continue pretending that no one is reading the posts, if nobody complains that we occasionally throw in a reference to character flaws of our best friends (or obscure aquaintances from the past).
Sadly, there's only TWO of us actively providing the headlines; that is, unless Mighty Tom makes a very rare offering...
Post a Comment
<< Home