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U.S. Deaths in Iraq Top 1,000; Italian Women Held
Nothing more satisfying than the comforting arms of an Italian woman.

Fresh Firefighters Help California Blaze
Burn like cord wood.

U.N.: Iraqis Shipped Metal Out of Country
Among other things, recycling system not started yet.

Gay Republican Group Won't Endorse Bush
Whatever endorse means - Bush doesn't want them faggots doing it to him.

George Shultz Endorses Stem Cell Issue
Sgt. Schultz knows 'nussing'

Inactivity May Trump Fat as Heart Disease Risk-Study
Study fails to see inactivity as root cause of both

Alzheimer Drug Doesn't Help Chronic Fatigue
Who thought it would?

Fire and Police Briefs
Soiled but brave.

Schools may qualify for modified calendar
Changing name of third day of work week to Wensday - just to make it easier.