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Friday, September 03, 2004

Freight

Tiny Space Rocks Help Settle Astronomical Debate
Astrophysicists shouldn't be counted on to throw the runner out at home.

End to Snowmobile Ban in Parks Sought
Wolf population unhappy with efficiency of loping.

Garcia Shoots 65 to Lead European Masters
Really big check won't mean much in prison.

Pujols, Cardinals Power Past Padres
Vatican softball league never more competitive.

Smell Gene May Help People Hide from Mosquitoes
Even after a lifetime of cruel nicknames, still happy to lend netting and DEET.

Pet Reptiles Pose Salmonella Risk
If you eat your pet, it serves you right

'We started to walk six million years ago'
And Jesus we're tired.

Post-retirement boozing is bad for your brain!
Pre-retirement boozing makes you a better employee.

4 Comments:

At 8:32 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

3 really good ones--loping, 6 million years, and one other I can't recall right now.

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

Can't you see them as you comment? For me they're just down the page from the comment window.

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Dan weighs in with...

I didn't feel like scrolling.

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Pat weighs in with...

LORD, that's lazy.

 

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