Special Waterloo Courier Edition

1. Man gets life for son's death
Man is vampire

2. Heartland Vineyard church plans going forward
Denomination known for going a little little heavy on the "blood of Christ"

3. UNI Republicans hold 9/11 observance
Pause briefly to commemorate hoopsters' record last year in the Missouri Valley Conference.

4. City looks into school traffic issues near Jesup
Hod rods keep crashing right through plate-glass deliverymen's handiwork

5. Bush is candidate for both parties
Republican AND Constitution Parties

6. 'Dunkertonopoly' sponsored by town's businesses
Features about 50% vacant lots, ability to convert 4 houses into motel