The Elite Eight

1. Train Hits Car-Carrier Full of Porsches
Thus concludes the 2nd week of filming for Cannonball Run 3

2. Foxx Gets Oscar Buzz as Music Icon Ray Charles
Redd Foxx's portrayal of the corpse of Ray Charles called "mesmerizing"

3. Mauresmo Up to No. 1; Henin-Hardenne 4th
Excitement is in the air on day 3 of the world pantomime semifinals

4. Sooners' Peterson Unimpressed by His Games
All-male Olympics inspired by Lillith Fair just wasn't promoted enough

5. Video game pioneer shoots for next level with cell phones
Oregon Trail II successfully hacked

6. Phone Makers Turn On Mobile TV
Romance as depicted in new Herbie Hancock video

7. Dutch Professor Gets Swedish Science Prize
A device capable of beaming you across the Baltic Sea

8. Green-shirt patrol embraces call to end violence
After desperate plea by red-shirt patrol to end violence